Testimonials

Over the years, many people worldwide had the distinct pleasure of meeting Guy. We have collected here some of their stories.
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What People Say

“It was Sunday evening. Like every Sunday, I spoil myself with some chicken nuggets. Anyway, I was watching my favorite show, Jersey Shore, and I absentmindedly took another bite. Only this time the bite went into the wrong pipe. I began to panic as I couldn’t breath, and I was sure I was going to die. I live alone, you see. What a sad way to go. But then I suddenly heard someone bursting through the front door – I looked and it was none other than Guy Tevet, running towards me. He gave me the Heimlich maneuver and the bone that was stuck in my throat just boomeranged out. He calmingly told me, ‘Don’t worry, I got you buddy’, as I was trying to catch my breath. Before I had a chance to thank him, he was gone.”

John DeLorean, Tennessee

“I’m not very good with choices – like not at all. One time I was at the supermarket trying to decide between two different brands of shampoo. I take real good care of my hair, no shame in that. I was just standing there trying to decide between the two, when I suddenly felt a touch on my shoulder. Lo and behold, it was Guy Tevet! He really helped me understand the pros and cons of each product, and which better fit my needs. I picked the shampoo he recommended off the shelf and just as I turned to show my appreciation, he was gone. Who knew he was so knowledgeable about shampoos?”

Michelle Trachtenberg, Tel Aviv

“It was a typical day on the ISS. At least, until all the alarms went off with the computer just repeating ‘IMMINENT SYSTEMS FAILURE’ over and over again. Mission Control were clueless and so were we. We were starting to lose orbit and the whole station began to spin. That’s no good, you understand, because once it begins to spin it keeps gaining momentum. Just as I was about to lose consciousness, I heard Guy’s voice through the radio. Step by step, he guided me on how to get the station stabilized. Five minutes later, everything was back to normal. My wife is not a widow thanks to Guy Tevet.”

Colin Michael Foale, NASA Astronaut, International Space Station

“I find bat. I happy, I make bat soup. I about to eat soup, but boom! Bowl fly out of hand. Why? I ask. Soup no good for you, he say. He give me sandwich instead, so I no eat soup. Who you? I ask. Guy Tevet, he say. Then poof! He gone. Next day I find new bat and eat bat soup.”

Xiang Jun, Wuhan, China

“It was early January and I led my armies south from Gaul into Rome. I got all the way to the northern bank of the Rubicon river, and then I stopped. Should I cross it and declare war on the Senate? I was undecided and did not know what to do. As I prayed to the gods for guidance I saw a farmer approaching. His name was Guy Tevet. He simply told me, ‘Caesar, to thine own self be true’, and then he left. I knew at once what I must do. The rest is history.”

Julius Caesar, S.P.Q.R

“I applied to art school, but was rejected twice. My paintings were not good enough. Natürlich, I was despondent, and considered taking my own life. I got on a bridge overlooking the Danube, and just as I was about to take the step that will send me plunging into the river I heard a voice yelling at me to stop. I turned around to see a dashing young man who I later found out was Guy Tevet. I asked him ‘why should I stop? I am nothing without my art’. He told me something I will never forget. He said he was certain there was more to me than art, and I have so much more to offer to the world. I thanked him and returned to my home. I owe all my life’s work to him.”

Adolf Hitler, 3rd Reich, Austria